I Get Paid To Exist | Premium Enchanted Boxy Shirt for Attracting Money

Our Premium Enchanted Boxy Shirt is not just a piece of clothing—  it's an expression of your inner abundance and self worth (and also a money attraction spell!) So go ahead, wear it proudly and let the world know that you truly innerstand the priceless value of simply existing.
*** ATTENTION! This clothing has been powerfully enchanted by a Certified Magic Herbalist to invite financial abundance into your life as you wear it. You do not need to do anything to activate the spell other than believe. 


This oversized boxy tee carries a bold, confident vibe with a subtle vintage polish. The front features a distressed gold-tone script that reads “I GET PAID TO EXIST,” framed by small ornamental flourishes and moon phases for a slightly mystical edge. The roomy, dropped-shoulder silhouette feels effortlessly relaxed — great for layering or wearing on its own. Wear it when you want clothing that speaks with calm assurance: during slow mornings with coffee, creative work sessions, or nights out when you want a quiet statement. The medium-weight, combed cotton drapes softly and holds its shape, while the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. It’s a relaxed, wearable piece that fits into a laid-back wardrobe with a touch of personality.


Product features 
- 100% cotton solids; Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/poly blend
- 6 oz (170 g/m²) medium-weight airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, boxy silhouette
- Double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck and hem for durability
- Tear-away label for added comfort


Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



 
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Width, in
18.75
19.75
20.75
22.75
24.75
26.75
28.75


Length, in
26.25
27.25
27.75
28.75
29.75
30.25
31.25


Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00